Unified Soviet Red Assault Command



"Oh, the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command, huh? Relatives of the descendants of the old Soviet Union... back when I was a little baby boy. At its own very... hmm, reboot? Like one of my favorite childhod shows' reboot on Netflix, The Magic School Bus Rides Again? Yeah! I-- I got it! How did I--? How did I do it? A little ESP. Extrasensory perception. Extra sneaky proletarian ideas."

--Su Ji-Hoon, Saving Walkerville