Coronation of Werner Werman

"I knew it's the coronation night of Werner Werman as the Kaiser of the Werman Reich. The word 'coronation night' just came out from most pageants, which I watched on Miss Universe, Miss World, I don't get it. But I only watch a few, but the most favorite thing in Miss Universe is that Steve Harvey got a mistake in the 2015 Miss Universe pageant, when the Philippines got lucky to have Wurtzbach victorious over Colombia with such error and luck coming together like spaghetti and meatballs, but that's not the important issue. Anyway, there's a big coronation ceremony held this evening here in the Werman Palace. Now he's the Kaiser of the Werman Reich, and everyone loves the new Kaiser. Guess my village really likes it, even though Werman's fighting for the Coalition of the Red Star. We didn't know any better! Well, at least my village people's own ancestors did attend every coronation of Korean monarchs long before I was born, but since my country's now a republic today, me and my village people heard of coronations of monarchs from around the world, like old Werman for example."

--Su Ji-Hoon, The Grand Coronation Night of Kaiser Werman I