Nightmares Under the Sea

Nightmares Under the Sea is a chapter in When the Cold Breeze Blows Away. In this chapter, the captain of the Mogushchestvo, Yuri Vinogradov, gets a nightmare about How I Can Help Make the World Great guests swimming underwater while on patrol over the South China Sea with the Jose Rizal, the HMS Vanguard, the USS Kentucky, and the coast guards and navies of Brunei, China, Indonesia, Malayisa, the Philippines, Singapore, Taiwan, North Vietnam and South Vietnam (which takes place in an imaginary South China Sea Incident).

Transcript
IT'S a hot, humid and sunny day in the South China Sea. There are a lot of fishermen out there.

Meanwhile, in the Mogushchestvo, one of her crew members came in to report to Captain Yuri Vinogradov.

"Sir! What do you report on your radar?!" cried out a crew member.

"Well, I felt something small but dangerous has been detected around here," said Captain Vinogradov.

"Are those naval mines, sharks, torpedo boats, topedo-equipped aircraft, patrol boats, speedboats, frigates, or fishermen?"

"Nyet," said Captain Vinogradov, "That's the Mane Six. These devils wear fancy clothing, and it's too much formal for us to admire, even if they can move under the sea like us."

"Well, how about anyone else other than the Mane Six?!" angrily cried out a crew member. "Give me the periscope, damn it!"

When he uses the periscope that has an ability to clearily see things underwater, he sees that there were a lot of How I Can Help Make the World Great guests swimming under the sea, even though they're STILL dressed in formal clothing. Well, that's weird.

"Captain! Do you report that there are a lot of How I Can Help Make the World Great guests undersea, still wearing formal clothing!?" said a crew member in concern.

"Yes, but we should not attack them, because they're civilians."