Yartsev Zakhar

"Oh my! It's that commie scum, Yartsev Zakhar! I don't like this son of a bitch who is trying to attack my vilalge, over and over again! Now he's attacking Inkwell Isle too! I want to stop him! One wrong move and I'm outta here. Let me stop him so I can finally put him down to justice!"

--Su Ji-Hoon, The Unified Soviet Red Assault Command Strikes Back