Crazy Ivan



"Don't play with the matches because here comes a group of Crazy Ivans. If you don't know them, they're some sorta demolitions expert that can bomb us all out of here in our heads."

--Su Ji-Hoon, Here Comes the Neighborhood

"Crazy Ivan" is a code-name given to various Russian demolition experts employed during the Third World War. Given an unlimited amount of explosives to work with, they can cause considerable destruction if they get close enough to strap bombs to their targets.

They are Russian bombermen with lots of bombs, which include a C4 charge.

Background
"Don't play with matches! Happy birthday to you, Lily Loud!"

--Samoylov Danilovich, "congratulating" Lily Loud with a high-explosive bomb, Bloodletting in Washington DC

These skilled, obsessed and insane bombers were shown to have quite a liberal attitude to their art, and they are able to strap bombs to nearly anything: they were seen strapping bombs to enemies, strapping them to their own soldiers (presumably so the soldier could charge forward into the enemy lines when the bomb goes off), and they were even seen putting bombs on passing cows. They apparently gained immense pleasure from the sound of an explosion.

During the middle years of the Third World War, the bombs entrusted to these psychopaths were improved enough to destroy war factories and ore refineries, making them much more valuable.