Hollywood Massacre



"Oh great! A few of my favorite celebrities are dead! It's worse than when Gavrilo Princip killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand over a century ago! It's just getting worse. Damn it. My village just knew it. I knew that it blew up everything that I loved. Now we're all in a damn screw-up. This must've been the source that started World War III."

--Su Ji-Hoon, The Main Cause