Squidward Tentacles



"Everyone's a critic with Squidward Tentacles. Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?! Anyway, he wanted to quit the Krusty Krab, and well, how did he ever get surrounded by such winning neighbors, SpongeBob and Patrick? Oh, please! This squid guy seems to be working for the Unified Capitalist Revolutionary Dictatorship, serving for Mr. Krabs and Richard Loud III, but now... he's making his next move: resigning from the UCRD for the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command... after realizing that his actions on striking against Mr. Krabs would making him a communist. So yeah, I know he's just movin' on to something better."

--Su Ji-Hoon, Power to the Cephalopods