Joseph Santiago

"Yuri, the pioneer of all mind controllng, may be long gone for so long, but Joseph Santiago is the pioneer of mind controlling in the UCRD."

--Su Ji-Hoon, Bottcher

Joseph Francis John Martinez Ferdinand Santiago is a supporting character of The Luxurious Loud House. He is a Catholic priest, the older brother of Robert Santiago Sr., the younger brother of Michael and an uncle of Robert Jr. and Veronica. He lives in an apartment building.

In When the Cold Breeze Blows Away, he is a mental therapist to the Unified Capitalist Revolutionary Dictatorship People's Ground Force soldiers. Also, because he is part of the Catholic Church (despite that the UCRD is a secular state), he is one of the forgers of the Golden Bling Sword (for Richard Loud III) and the Golden Bling Bow (for Veronica Santiago), the two weapons that are capable of defeating Aku and eliminating kreegans in one attack to prepare for the upcoming invasion.