Walkerville Massacre

"Oh no! It can't be happening! The Walkerville Massacre is killing everyone in Walkerville, and it's all done by the Werman Reich, the Roman Socialist Empire, the Nazi Union, the Redcoat Union, the Irken Empire, China, Russia, North Korea, the rest of the Beleninsk Pact and the rest of the Coalition of the Red Star! Even though this city can't be deserved to be destroyed."

--Su Ji-Hoon, Take Back Walkerville