Slovakia

"Slovakia has a lot of tanks to use in combat, borovička, slivovitz and beer to drink, halušky, the cod salad called treska, bryndza, fried cheese and horalky to eat, ice hockey to play, and the times when there was Great Moravia and the First Slovak Republic to reminisce. However, it suffered such politics of its own, such as Fico, Dzuringa, Mečiar and Kotlebaa, including Hungarians, European muslims and its Hungarian disapora in Upper Hungary. Now there was a thunderstorm in the Tatra Mountains, just as a signal that Slovakia is dying-ish. Could that signal the reunification of Czechoslovakia? Well, only time will tell."

--Su Ji-Hoon, The Return of Czechoslovakia

Slovakia (/sloʊˈvækiə, slə-, -ˈvɑː-/; Slovak: Slovensko [ˈsloʋensko]), officially the Slovak Republic (Slovak: Slovenská Republika), is a landlocked country in Central Europe. It is bordered by Poland to the north, Ukraine to the east, the Czech Republic to the west, Hungary to the south, and Austria to the southwest. Slovakia's territory spans about 49,000 square kilometers (19,000 square miles) and is mostly mountainous. The population is over 5 million and consists mostly of Slovaks. The capital and largest city is Bratislava. The official language is Slovak.