Schnee Afrika Korps Song

The Schnee Afrika Korps Song is a song sung by the crew of the Rah-Rah Robot during a gala in Abdeen Palace, Cairo, Egypt, with Zeyad Khalil playing on a piano.

It parodizes the lyrics of Unser Rommel, the song of the regular Afrika Korps, yet the music is set in tune of "The British Grenadiers," as requested by Lincoln Loud, the Supreme Commander of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and its to-be Prime Minister.

Verse One
We are the Schnee Afrika Korps -- Weiss Schnee's adventurous troopers!

We fly as fast as eagles can soar, and catch our foe in a stupor!

We fear neither death nor burning sun! We spurn thirst and fever just for fun!

And march to beat of the drumming: forwards with Arnold and Carlos!

Verse Two
The NRC, they fear us worse than the pest! They're trembling now in dismay!

We want revenge for Kassala's destruction! Their cowardly theft we'll repay!

Are Hakim and Fegelein now enraged? In all hostile lands are our troops engaged!

The drum now is beating to battle: forwards with Wanda and Ralphie!

Verse Three
We're not alone in this fiercest of fights! We're joined by the troops sent from Cairo and Rome!

And once the sun of peace burns as bright, we'll once more embark back to home!

But if I am felled in this hostile land, then bury me deep in the desert sand!

And sound once again to the drumming: forwards with Dorothy Ann and Keesha!