Goomba War

"The Goomba War shows how the Free Goomba Army, an army of Goombas that wanted to be free from Bowser, can fight against the Loyal Goomba Army. That's how and why Goombas are unhappy about Bowser's abuses on many Goombas into his discipline to serve for him, and that made the Goombas army. Now Trump's declaring a war against the Koopa Troop for the good ol' US of A."

--Su Ji-Hoon, A Free Goomba

The Goomba War is a conflict between the Free Goomba Army, an army of Goombas that turn against Bowser, and the Loyal Goomba Army, an army of Goombas that remain loyal to Bowser. The reason the war started was because Goombas are unhappy about Bowser abusing many Goombas into his discipline to serve for him, which made Goombas angry, and Donald Trump made the United States declared war against the Koopa Troop.

The LGA originally declined the offer for war, but a squadron of Goomba rebels broke into Bowser's castle and captured 51 Koopa officers including Shigeru Koopamoto. Bowser, outraged at this, sent a cruise ship filled with Koopa Troop officers, triggering an ambush. This was when the war started.

It lasted from July 24, 2026, 5:00 AM (0500 hours), to February 18, 2027, 6:00 AM. 21 minutes into the war, however, Kangaroo Jack, now hired by the Australian Secret Intelligence Service, appeared and told everyone to perform a ceasefire, but a North Korean soldier, Hyun Chun-lee, shot him in the head because she want the Korean People's Army, now aiding the Koopa Troop, to keep the war going on to ultimately destroy the traitorous Goombas, and thus this kill continued the war. Finally, Bowser ceased the fighting, saying that he fears that he is losing too many of his troops, and the Goomba rebels absolutely agreed. The fighting then stopped when Bowser formally accepted a surrender to the FGA commander, Tom Goombaton, and transfer of Koopa Troop members to the Mushroom Kingdom Army is done via the treaty of Krakow and the Madrid Peace Talks.