Stan Pines



"Behold! The one and only Stanley freaking Pines. Of Gravity Falls. You can also call him Grunkle Stan. Yeah, he's a no good piece of shit old man with total greed. He owns the Mystery Shack. Pretty clever huh? Well, when life gives you lemons, call them 'yellow oranges' and sell them for double the price. So... I think guess that I had my own cousin. She owned a tourist trap in my village where it showcases some oddities and mysteries in stuff, like the shack that Grunkle Stan owned. Damn straight."

--Su Ji-Hoon, Sovietmageddon: Part 1