Almighty Tallest Spork



"Almighty Tallest Spork? The husband of Almighty Tallest Miyuki? Must've replaced by their sons Red and Purple after he died."

--Su Ji-Hoon, Leaving Ningbo

Almighty Tallest Spork was the successor and husband of Almighty Tallest Miyuki and the father and the predecessor of the current Tallests, Red and Purple. Unlike all the other known Tallests, his eyes were quite small, rather than the rectangular or ovular shape of other known Tallest's eyes. His teeth also appeared to be separated (like human teeth), rather than the one long, zipper-like strip of enamel present in all other known Irkens. He was going to make an appearance in a cancelled Invader Zim episode, "The Trial." His rule as the Almighty Tallest was much shorter than any other Tallest, as he was eaten by an energy absorbing blob created by Zim that burst in unexpectedly during a speech on his first day as Tallest. He seemed to demand more respect and loyalty than any other Almighty Tallest in Irk's history. When Spork died, Red and Purple were still too young to be Tallest, so it is unknown who else was Tallest before them.

Zim had an inflatable version of Tallest Spork, and used it to escape from Tallest Red and Purple in an unfinished Invader Zim episode, "The Trial." It is unknown why Zim had an inflatable Spork, or why he would want one. It is possible that he acknowledged that he was responsible for Spork's death and kept it in case he was confronted about it, but the most likely reason is simply as a result of the show's random humor, and to act as a false deus ex machina for the episode.