March of the Luxurious Paladins

March of the Luxurious Paladins is a marching song of the Unified Capitalist Revolutionary Dictatorship People's Armed Forces, which its lyrics are written by Anne Loud, and set in tune of the Soviet March by James Hannigan, in which it appeared in Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3.

It was to promote the UCRD People's Armed Forces in a brutal war against Eeofol.

Verse I
Our Unified Capitalist Revolutionary Dictatorship is to punish

The whole world, from the Americas all the way through Hondo to the Southern Tip.

Everywhere on planet Earth they shall sing,

Resort, wine, our luxurious chihuahuas!

All nations will know their worth

For we have spawned everything in the world.

A grateful low bow to you,

From the most powerful capitalist dictatorship in the world!

Verse II
We are the luxurious paladins that defend our luxurious empire!

We swear revenge on those slobbish demons that get into our way!

We fight for liberty, victory, and tolerance!

The day of breed and of freedom has finally come!

Soon, Richard Loud III's banners shall flutter in the streets,

And soon, we show the whole world that we will rule

Because of our deeds we shall swear to do!

May our nation never fall... at all!

Verse III
Let us all march on, for the UCRD!

Our failures are intolerant, their success is unnecessary!

We will crush the enemies, all under the dress shoe!

We will crush these imperialist cowards that could threaten us,

Until no enemy soldier shall ever survive,

Until no enemy soldier has saved his bullets,

Until no enemy soldier has to surrender,

For we all shall rule all over the peninsula of Yucatán!