Yolkian War

"My gosh. It looks like North Korea, China, Russia, the Nazi Union, the Redcoat Union, the Irken Empire, the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command, the Tamagotchis, the Galactic Empire, the Raposas, the anime teenagers, including their families and their cute anime talking animals, the Yolkians and many of the Coalition of the Red Star bastards have abducted not only the Disney Princes, the Disney Princesses, the parents, the grandparents and the teenage siblings, but also many other victims ofb their choice as well. Now what am I gonna do? Can I liberate 'em?"

--Su Ji-Hoon, Abducted!

The Yolkian War is a conflict where North Korea, China, Russia, the Nazi Union, the Redcoat Union, the Irken Empire, the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command, the Tamagotchis, the Galactic Empire, the Raposas, the anime teenagers and their familes, including the cute anime talking animals and their families, the Yolkians and the rest of the Coalition of the Red Star abduct all the Disney Princes, and Disney Princesses, including all of the parents, grandparents and teenage siblings of all Disney Junior Town, the men of selected invasion targets, the women and children of selected invasion targets, prisoners-of-war, resistance members, selected troops and civilians of the Grand Alliance and the Global Liberation Union and neutral countries, political libertarians, leftists, anarchists, Rubyists and other anti-statist political dissents of any age, to use them as sacrifices for their chicken goddess, Poultra.

Now it is where Captain Barnacles, everyone in Disney Junior Town, the Octonauts and all the kids, including the families, friends, relatives and loved ones of those who are abducted, including the newly-established Disney Junior Republic, the rest of the United Preschool Nations, and the rest of the Grand Alliance to save them.

It is also fought during the Disney Juniorian Liberation War, the Great Preschool War, the USRAC War and World War III.