Nathan Bradford's Apology Letter to Arnold Perlstein

Nathan Bradford's apology letter to Arnold Perlstein is written just about an hour before the Inkwell Isle Conference after being impressed by his heroic deeds in the Battle of West Edmonton for his redemption since he was berated for winning the How I Can Help Make the World Great essay competition (which in turn that it was held by the Belkan Grey Men).

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"Dear Corporal Arnold Perlstein,

''With all deep regret that I have to inform you that you were already berated, but that's okay. However, please accept my deepest apologies for our unfortunate mistake in regard to win the How I Can Help Make the World Great essay competition, which the Belkan Grey Men had actually organized for your manipulation.''

It was not my intention to blame you after you had created such an awkward and embarrassing situation for us all, including yourself, for the Grand Alliance has an endeavor of integrity, honesty, commitment, and of course, if that's absolute necessary, loyalty to our fellow men and women, including child heroes, who still fight in this grateful war to this very day, even when the Inkwell Isle Conference was about to start.

''Please feel free to let me know of your thoughts and concerns about this matter. You can reach me after the Inkwell Isle Conference. In the meantime, please apologize to everybody when you give a speech in this conference for all the wrong things you have done, and of course, please blame the Belkan Grey Men, not yourself. You must have the courage to earn coherence between the Grand Alliance, the Coalition of the Red Phoenix, the Beleninsk Pact and the New Central Powers, not our enemies; the Coalition of the Red Star.''

''And whenever you do, believe me. It's absolutely not without pure sincerity and some sadness that you're ready for a speech to say sorry to us all for an attempt to disrupt our ongoing fight for freedom, democracy and friendship for many worlds.''

''Remember; here at the GA, we strive in creating the multiverse's leading slugfests against fascism, tyranny and oppression, and providing to civilians the greatest hour for their lives in fighting the greatest war of all time. We value your re-addition in helping us continue to grow the shining light of hope for the badly oppressed peoples who seek to fight for independence and real Terran values that serves as a reminder that the terrors of slavery, abuse and crime may never happen again.''

''In the Gracemeria Trials, we know that Tomislav Vlahović, formerly known as General Joey Richmond, is the one who's responsible for mind-controlling you with extreme measures that he once took. I didn't know you were not guilty in that tribunal I attended whilst I was bossy towards you. You were so lucky that we can be friends too.''

In the midst of an interdimensional coronavirus outbreak, that gathering for students, teachers, parents, high-society members, outing parents, celebrities and conservatives involving your speech bought only more and more infection and deaths throughout this crisis, and I lament this incident also, like what you did, as if it wasn't your intention.

''You and your class are good kids too, and to me, like sons and daughters, just like my daughter Elaine. And Ms. Frizzle, your teacher, is also like a precious daughter to me too. Also, our Inkwell Isle Conference will be much bigger than the four of these events, and it'll have not only health regulations, but also COVID-19-related safety regulations at the highest level.''

''Also, thank you for having the Walkerville Elementary School students vote for me with dropboxes of their choice with papers that support me with arts and crafts while their parents and teachers vote with inky ballots, like many other schools were doing the same for me, despite the Belkans' enslavement with a formal event that they hijacked with. What a lucky man I am.''

''Oh, and not only these helped me win the Grand Alliance Chief of State elections, you kept polling places open, keep voters unintimidated, protect mail-in ballots, allow poor people, penny or no penny, to vote, introduce texting votes (like in reality talent shows on TV), and even count in absentee votes from deployed military personnel. That jerkwad opponent of mine Vlahović thinks these are the so-called "rigged" elections since play-pretend votes in schools of K-12 grades, voting by poverty-stricken persons and TXT voting were there, but that's universal suffice at its very finest.''

''With all these factors, my campaign was a success, and it'll go down in history. I'll be inaugurated this afternoon in Inkwell Isle with Filipino-Canadian senator Martha Reyes as my Deputy Chief of State for the Alliance in command of my very troops in a never-ending fight for democracy.''

''I also lament a horrific event that once made the 2021 United States Capitol storming look like a normal crowd gathering, and the Grand Alliance Headquarters was attacked by right-wing populists, neo-nationalists, alt-right members, and even Coalie spies and/or sympathists. Especially the snobbiest high-society members -- socialites, celebrities and businesspeople -- who seem to be lucky enough to survive COVID-19 since they left scars on themselves when they got together in a formal event. Even some students, parents and teachers who didn't wake up and smell the realities of such chaos we still are in.''

''I too acknowledged to the Mayor of Walkerville that her intention to hold the How I Can Help Make the World Great ceremony is all because of free speech, not because she supports all the dishonest ideas that the organizers wanted to realize. She also told me that she even held a meeting involving the plans for the Silbervia Conference and the Canopic Ceremony, a rally held by Rubyists and non-Rubyists, and even a boycott rally against the Coalies. Oh, and don't forget that I had a chat with her in her office while drinking champagne involving the broadcast rights for Walkerville citizens to watch the Silbervia, Berlin and Ponyville Conferences since 55% of its population refused to watch that fancy event and wanted alternatives. She even enjoyed all these three events, despite strict rules from the How Can I Make the World Great ceremony.''

''That's why you're the one who realized that the formal event that you gave a speech there is actually something that compares to the 1939 Nazi rally at the Madison Square Garden in New York City, USA. Thankfully, unlike these nutcase gents from the German-American Bund from over a century ago, you're also the one who knew redemption so well, just like Ms. Frizzle and her class, and I can't believe you did lament this evil intention with a deep heart in yourself, and I forgive you, and both of us will never forget this tragedy we were in, like the entire USRAC War.''

''We hope you continue the fight against the Coalition while giving the Alliance a warm welcome to all our new friends, which are... well, our enemies who once fought for the Red Star baddies.''

<p style="text-align:center;">''We are proud to have you returned on duty, and I hope you'll be a good boy to me again. Thank you so much, young child, for letting me know about these mistakes. Hope to see you in Inkwell Isle. Hope to see you in the Inkwell Isle Conference. Hope to see you soon.''

<p style="text-align:center;">Sincerely, General Nathan Bradford."