Butterbean's Revenge



Butterbean's Revenge is a chapter in When the Cold Breeze Blows Away. In this chapter, Butterbean must defend her cafe and save Puddlebrook from the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command during the invasion of Puddlebrook.

Transcript
"Let's not get cooking," said Butterbean. Because you know why? There's someone who is wearing those professional wrestling trunks... or spandex briefs...

Huh?! What's this!? It's that spandex briefs-wearing, soda-addicted, mustache-bearing, bald-headed boxer who's in the WVBA World Circuit! From Russia! Soda Popinski! He's gonna crush me now like what he said to Little Mac in a match! With something to drink for his victory, and he might even hit me even with his arm tied behind his own back! Well, I need to defeat Soda Popinski without getting through the damn ropes before he could punch me down to my own doom! Oh, and what's worse is that he dual wields two machine guns as well! Now he'll know if he can make that he'll make Butterbean, Cricket, Poppy, Dazzle and Jasper fear. Yeah, then he'll be responsible for closing down her café since they're wanted for capitalism and Rubyism. He can't close them down.

See? I told ya he came. Before he could speak, he laugh maniacally, and said, "Welcome to a new world of communism where Soviets meet new worlds, Rubyists and capitalists!" Oh no. Butterbean asked, "Who the hell are you?"

"Ya Soda Popinski! Ya Ya Soda Popinskiĭ! Ya zadavlyu tebya!" shouted Popinski. "Me? I'm Butterbean. Now I'm gonna get you bitch," Butterbean said. "Prepare to die."

"Oh really?" siad Popinski whilst wielding two machine guns.