Serbia



"This kebab-removing country, Serbia, has got you covered by rakija, sporting, its history, accordions, anti-Islamic sentiments, sarma, basketball, waterpolo, football, removal videos, Tupac, Nikola Jorgić, nationalism, and even Baja Mali Knindza, while protecting itself from being bombed 'by mistake' by NATO, its president, Aleksandar Vučić, being mistaken for Siberia, Muslims, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, having no friends, Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, basically any land stealers, gypsies, and also, having to deal with hot summers in the same place with very cold winters at the same time. Now we march on to invade Serbia."

--Su Ji-Hoon, The Removal of Kebab

Serbia (/ˈsɜːrbiə/, Serbian: Србија/Srbija, IPA: [sř̩bija]), officially the Republic of Serbia (Serbian: Република Србија/Republika Srbija), is a sovereign state situated at the crossroads of Central and Southeast Europe in the southern Pannonian Plain and the central Balkans. It borders Hungary to the north; Romania and Bulgaria to the east; Macedonia to the south; Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Montenegro to the west and claims a border with Albania through the disputed territory of Kosovo. Serbia numbers around 7 million residents. Its capital, Belgrade, ranks among the oldest and largest cities in southeastern Europe.