Zangief



"He is... the Red Cyclone! His iron body is invincible! So I have to beware! I can be the only one who can penetrate his damn iron body. Also, I know the Red Cyclone's also Zangief or whatever, but how do you fake landing on somebody with 400 pounds, or 181 kilograms, of man ass? He and his opponent were just flying through the air and just smashing each other, but not with steel chairs and all that crap. It was like watching an action movie happening live on TV and of course, anything that's popular for him gets made into Street Fighter and you're probably wondering, "Is communism complete poop?" Yeah, a lot of them knew it is but it's the kind of poop you couldn't even imagine. Like I'm talking, day after binging on buffalo wings and beer poop. The kind of poop that never wipes... never wipes... never."

--Su Ji-Hoon, Street Soldier