Boris Motovov

"Holy cow. It's Boris Motovov. He's the great Premier of the great Unified Soviet Red Assault Command. Also a brother of Yevgeniy and Yuri Motovov. Now this could acknowledge my village that we're all Rubyists. Well, at least not all of us are Rubyists, like what our village chief said. I'll tell Boris that our village chief learned the truth about that we're all NOT Rubyists, but there are some who are Rubyists."

--Su Ji-Hoon, The Ideology That the USRAC Hates