Cuban Subspace Bomb Crisis

"The Cuban Subspace Bomb Crisis, also known as the July Crisis of 2027, the Second Caribbean Crisis, or the Subspace Bomb Scare, is just like the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962 all over again, except it's all ten times worse. Also worse than the 2017-18 North Korea crisis. Now what? Well, these Cuban bastards are trying to have Subspace bombs undercovered and ready for such explosion coming soon."

--Su Ji-Hoon, Hasta Siempre, Comandante Tabuu

The Cuban Subspace Bomb Crisis, also known as the July Crisis of 2027 (Spanish: Crisis de Julio), the Second Caribbean Crisis (Russian: Второй Карибский кризис, tr. Vtoroyj Karibskyj krizis), or the Subspace Bomb Scare, was a 26-day (July 2-28, 1962) confrontation between the Buttertoast Alliance and the Subspace Army initiated by the British discovery of Algerian Subspace bomb deployment in Cuba. The confrontation is often considered the closest the Third World War came to escalating into a full-scale war by using Subspace bombs.

In response to the failed Second Bay of Pigs Invasion from a week earlier and the presence of American Minuteman ballistic missiles in Italy, Turkey, Spain, Portugal, Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands, Kosovo, Bulgaria, Greece, Norway, Syria, Israel, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates, Djibouti, Afghanistan, the British Indian Ocean Territories and Niger, Russian president Vladimir Putin and Chinese president Xi Jinping, including the major members and commanders of the Subspace Army, agreed to Cuba's request to place Subspace bombs on the island to deter a future invasion. An agreement was reached during a secret meeting between Putin, Jinping, Tabuu and Miguel Díaz-Canel in late June 2027, and construction of a number of missile launch facilities started later that early July.

Subspace Alliance

 * Subspace Army
 * Russia
 * Cuba

Buttertoast Alliance

 * Buttertoast Alliance
 * United States
 * South Italy
 * Turkey
 * NATO

Subspace Alliance

 * Tabuu
 * Master Hand
 * Ganondorf
 * Bowser
 * Ancient Minister
 * Wario
 * King Dedede
 * Petey Piranha
 * Rayquaza
 * Ridley
 * Meta Ridley
 * Galleom
 * Duon
 * Porky Minch
 * Porky Statue

First Salvo (Saudi Arabian Cities)

 * Buraidah, Al-Qassim Region
 * Dammam, Eastern Province
 * Hofuf, Eastern Province
 * Jeddah, Makkah Region
 * Khobar, Eastern Province
 * Mecca, Makkah Region
 * Medina, Al Madinah Region
 * Riyadh, Riyadh Region
 * Ta'if, Makkah Region
 * Tabuk, Tabuk Region