Raging Tennelli



The Fighting Tennelli is a chapter in When the Cold Breeze Blows Away. In this chapter, the greatest and strongest all-child team in the world, Team Magic School Bus, and the greatest all-girl team in the world, the Preschool Girls, are on an espionage mission to see what Ivan Drago is doing at night, going on a bed. When he dreams about a professional wrestling match between the Weatherman and Captain Rock Man that is promoted by the Soviet Wrestling Federation, which takes part of SovietMania.

During this dream, it started with an opening tale of the tape, then after, Ralphie Tennelli and Arnold Perlstein enter the ring together in boxing robes. When they finally enter the ring, a Red Army Choir performance of the national anthem of the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command is played in the 1944 version of the Soviet anthem.

After the performance, Elena Vasilieva, wearing a women's Soviet dress uniform, announces the start of the fight, saying that the followng contest was scheduled to be an extreme rules match.

She introduces Ralphie, who is now the Weatherman after removing his robe, revealing a superhero costume, which his removal of his robe made him strong and look very muscular, then he puts on his superhero eye mask and eats chains, just as he uses these as his mouthguard or his braces. Boy H2O (Carlos Ramon), the Tectonic Duo (Dorothy Ann "D.A." Rourke and Wanda Li), the Scarlet Scorch (Keesha Franklin) and Mighty Inferno (Jyoti Kaur) will be his teammates, while Tim Jamal is coaching them. Also, Rocky's former cornermen, including the entire Motovov family, are their cornermen.

Then just as she introduces Arnold, who is now Captain Rock Man, after removing his robe, revealing a suit, but since he was shocked with the suit that he wears, he uses the magical rock to turn him to Captain Rock Man, and then he puts lemons to his eyes and screamed. Even though he is the only one who can fight the Weatherman's superhero team, he is being trained by Ruby Rose and Team RWBY, including their allies, are coaching them. They are also his cornermen, which is larger in numbers than the Weatherman.

Transcript
"Hello!" said a wrestling announcer who is sitting on the announcer's table. "...And welcome to the Soviet Championship Wrestling extravaganza: SovietMania. I'm your commentator, Andriyan Averyanov, and standing beside me is former world heavyweight champion boxer, Ivan Drago, coming to you live from the magnificent Vladmir Lenin Memorial Coliseum The man event is about to begin where the SCW Title Belt is on the line. Who will win and become the new champion of Soviet Championship Wrestling? Just think, you could be sitting on top of the world wearing the SCW Champion Belt! Go for it!"

The words on the poster when the poster is being raised during the Soviet anthem say:

"Граждане Объединенного советского Красного штурмового командования...

Вводя наибольшее, все время, непобедимый и неоспоримый советский чемпионат Wrestling в супертяжелом весе мира ...

Наш самый любимый и единственный в мире мистер Арнольд Мэтью "Капитан Рок Мэн" Перлштейн!"

"And introducing the tag team partners of Ralphie "Weatherman" Tennelli: Carlos "Boy H2O" Ramon, the Teutonic Duo, Dorothy Ann "The Tectonic Blonde" Rourke and Wanda "The Tectonic Glove" Li, Keesha "The Scarlet Scorch" Franklin and Jyoti "Mighty Inferno" Kaur!!!" Vasilieva announced and the crowd cheered. "Don't forget," said Tim. "They called you either Boy H2O, the Tectonic Duo, Scarlet Scorch and Mighty Inferno. When you win the belt, I'll be proud of you. Don't fail me now, team."

The bell rang and Averyanov said, "There goes the bell. The war is on." Drago also said, "This is the last round."

"Citizens of the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command, it has been an honor for all of us tonight that, without further ado, I solemny declare that we have a new winner, and our newww USRAC World Heavyweight Champions of the world: Ralphie "Weatherman" Tennelli!" announced Vasilieva, and the crowd cheered. "Unbelievable! Tennelli has won the fight! This kid-sounded man is unstoppable! It's the heist of the century! The Weatherman era has begun! Go get 'em, tiger!" Then "We Are the Champions" by Queen is played in all over the arena.

"I came here tonight... I didn't know what to expect," Ralphie said when Vasilieva was interviewing him.

"Well, better luck next time, so you'll be fighting for the better or worse, as long as you're undefeated, we'll have to meet you once again. Arnold "Captain Rock Man" Perlstein, ladies and gentlemen! Ura, everyone! Ura!" Vasilieva said to Arnold and shouted to everyone, just as everyone shouted "Ura!" repeatedly, three times, then the band joyfully began playing "Slav'sya", an old-time Russian Empire patriotic song which continues today as the choirs began coming back to the ring entrance stage and sang together with the audience. She placed her pat to Captain Rock Man, then said to the audience, and finally to the commentators, "And there you have it folks. There you have it, the people are now cheering, and everybody's satisfied with this millennia-long fight between Captain Rock Man and Weatherman coming to an end with this wrestling match. I hope you all enjoy this fight. Now, back to you on the announcers' table, gentlemen."

"Why thank you very much, Elena. So, why are the crowd cheering?" Averyanov asked to Vasilieva and the hanging microphone is no longer in her hands, just as she's placing her finger to her earpiece. "Well, I think there are crowds cheering while some may be weeping tears of joy. So, da. I just guess that Tennelli is very lucky... or he just knew how to fight, even if Perlstein is undefeated in a wrestling match in the first place."

Trivia

 * This is where Elena Vasilieva and Andriyan Averyanov, two reporters of the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command News Service first appear together. For Vasilieva, she is the ring announcer of this match, and also, one of the two color commentators (along with Drago) and an interviewer at the same time, and for Averyanov, he is the play-by-play announcer of this match, and with Ivan Drago as his first color commentator, who will be later joined by her.
 * They would later on appear after the Second Beacon War, when they report about the successful capture of the Beacon Tower.
 * The chapter's fight scene takes references on a The Magic School Bus Rides Again episode, "The Battle for Rock Mountain," and of course, Rocky IV, but since it is a professional wrestling, it also takes references on some episodes and movies that involve professional wrestling.
 * Again, in this story, the full fight scenes that are abridged in that same episode will be recreated in the wrestling ring.
 * The poster that presents the introduction of Arnold Perlstein says: "Citizens of the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command... introducing the greatest, all-time, undefeated and undisputed Soviet Championship Wrestling Heavyweight Champion of the World... our most beloved and the one and only Mr. Arnold Matthew "Captain Rock Man" Perlstein!" This implies that Arnold is a great, time, undefeated and undisputed SCW World Heavyweight Champion in Drago's dream universe.