Laos

"Laos is the only landlocked country in Southeast Asia. I can't believe they've got the Mekong River. If it flows right over there, the Laotian people would maybe just a peaceful and humble people."

--Su Ji-Hoon, Clyde's Finest Moment

Laos (/ˈlɑːoʊs/, /laʊs, ˈlɑːɒs, ˈleɪɒs/; Lao: ລາວ, Lao pronunciation: [láːw], Lāo; French: Laos), officially the Lao People's Democratic Republic (Lao: ສາທາລະນະລັດ ປະຊາທິປະໄຕ ປະຊາຊົນລາວ, Sathalanalat Paxathipatai Paxaxon Lao; French: République Démocratique Populaire Lao), commonly referred to by its colloquial name of Muang Lao (Lao: ເມືອງລາວ, Muang Lao), is a landlocked country in the heart of the Indochinese peninsula of Mainland Southeast Asia, bordered by Myanmar (Burma) and China to the northwest, Vietnam to the east, Cambodia to the southwest and Thailand to the west and southwest.