Thread:MatthewJabezNazarioI/@comment-38020779-20200201073856/@comment-20907254-20200426065531

Spike: Damn it! Take cover!

[They take cover.]

Spike: Listen here, Sweetie Belle. I'm not your boyfriend. I'm your future brother-in-law, and I've been dating Rarity since then. You were dating with Button Mash. I must convince your sister that she should not be Fancy Pants' boyfriend. It's better off for you to be with Button Mash, while it's also better off for me to be with your sister, Rarity, rather than you. You have Button Mash on your side!