Augustus Sinclair

Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa L̸͖̣̪o̢͚͙̤̞̖͎͔̰̯͘͢o̝͇͔̣͘̕m̱̺̯̱̫̭ͅp̷͉̮͚̺̗̪̣̣a̴̙̭͞,̵̟͕͈̯́͜ ̷̖̘̹̫͕̮̦̩́L̷̘ó͎̝̟̬͙̼̰ǫ̷̫͈̳͔͉̳̗͘ͅm҉̧͏͈̱̰̫p͙̹͇͓̹̬͚͕͜á̴҉͍͔̝̤̟̦,͉͇̠̣̙͔͡ ̺̙̝́͡L͟͠҉̤̼̳̹ǫ̻̪̬̪ǫ͏͖͉͈m̰̭̱̬̕p̛̮̱͔̖̳̥͓̺̥á҉̻͖,͕̳̦̀ ̭̗̤̼L͈̺̗̼͈̞̩̥͘o̻̟̩͘o͖̜̼͘͡m͠҉̻͇̬̜̲͘p̬̤̠͞a͏̬͍̖L̷̛̗̘͍͖̲͓̹o͎̘ͅo̸̺͔̫̞̬͈͔̫͡ͅṃ̭͚̕͞͠p̱̙̘̤a̩̬͈͚̠̭͜,̴̞̘͓̪̼͙̻͔̱ ̶̭̲͎̱͟͞Ḻ̴̡͓̖̼̪o̷̡̰̝͓̝̻ó͙̮̯͉̫̹m̷̘̞͕̩p̦̘̮a̻̟͢,̶̳͓͙̦̯ͅͅ ̷̛̜̙̤̥̞̞͈L̪̩̰̮̬͙̯̙̥̕͜͠o͎̺͍͉̮̰̜̗͞o̞̫͉̕m҉̠͔̫̗p̸͖̭̮̬̰a̵̤͍ͅ,̘̝̜̬̫̖͚̝̥ ̻̞͓͝͞L̨͇̞̻̜̦͔̩̜͟o̢̺̦̮͈o̯̗͎̼͙̺̰͘͡͝m̜͍͢p̶͙̰̘͞à͕͙͍̳̖̣͘L͖̦͙o̮̖̞̳͖͓͠ͅo̟̪̯͎̜̣̲̹̱͡m͢͏̷͍͙̝̩̮̤̺̯p̛͎̰̖͎̯͔̺̤͡a͍͍̣̘̙͡,̯̼̼̜̞ ̶̩̺̙̭̯͓̣̭̯͠L͏̜͈̠̺̬̩o̸̠͕͡o̸̟̼̰̤̞̬̩̼m̶̯̹̳̥͕̫̥p̸̦̜͕̰͇̖̖̣a̦̠͙ͅ,̷̵̵̟͖͓̜̺ ͚̪̬̩͉͡ͅḶ̛̘̕͞o̩͙̭͔̠͢͞o̡̻͓̜͓̼̗m̨͖̗͝p̸̙͖͙̟͖̮a̟̖̻̝̮̗̱͢͟,͏̹̫̳͟ͅ ̡̩͈̩̘Ḻ̞͍o͏͎o̢̺m̱̙̮̣̖̮̣͝p̧̢͓̦̻ḁ̬͖̲͚̀L̷̼ͅo̭͎̞̦̱̭ơ̫̖̟͉̘̗͓m͉͈̱̮̲͈͔p͏͖̺̫̹̺̫̱̘̩a̫̠̬,̛̤̝́͢ ҉͕̹͍̳L̷̶̢̮͈̜̫̹̲̭̼ͅo̵̮͙o̧͔̥͖̝m̡̦̤̫̙̬̖͝p̶̶̗̹̩̟̬̗͍̭̟̀a̧͖̤̬̙̼͉,̳̺͚̞͚̺͜͜ ̣̗̻̬̮͓̖͡͠Ĺ̸͚̟͢o̠͕̠o̱̜̳̝͈͉̗͠m͉̠̪͎̥̺p͉̜̠͚̪͘ͅa͞҉̙̤͎,̴̩͇̳́ ̵̴̯̻͔̀Ļ̟̥͈͔͟ǫ̝o̴͇̜̟͓͖m̴̝̣p̵̷̞̭̀à̴̙̠̣̙͖̬͎͢ Loompa, Loompa, Loompa, Loompa (Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah)

Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop! The great big greedy nincompoop! Augustus Gloop! So big and vile So greedy, foul, and infantile

"Come on!" we cried, "The time is ripe" "To send him shooting up the pipe!"

B̸͕̭́͝ṷ̭̪͍͎̼̳̹͝t̩̝̦͔͔̮͘ ̲͍ͅd͕͓o̸̖̲̱͖̰̟̝͞ņ̷͇'̶̙́͢t̶̶̝̖̦̪̪͍͖,̶͙̠̜̰̦̀ ̹̜̀͢ḍ̨̱͓͖̤͖͚̣̥e̶̟̰a͔͖̤͡r͏͏̙̼̲͡ ̗̣͠c̲̖̞͍͎h̨͈̤͚͕̰i̜͙͈̕l̵̼̟d̴̛̺̘̼̤̀r̝̼̱̰̻̕͟e͏̕͏̞̱͉n̖̖͖̹͕͝,̘̫͇͙̥̪ ̧̫̹͈͍̝͓b͇̟̫͜͞ę͕͙̟̖͇͎͖͡ ҉͏̻a̭̝̞̦̻͓̗͟ḻ̷̷͔̲̝̙̮͉̝͠a̜̞̘̫̙̱͔ͅͅr͉͙̮̣̤̖̝̕m͏̖̗͖̤e̬̙͜d͏̝͍͍̭̲;̨̛̝̳̮͈̀ Augustus Gloop will not be harmed Augustus Gloop will not be harmed

(Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah)

Although, of course, we must admit He will be altered quite a bit Slowly, wheels go round and round And cogs begin to grind and pound;

W̷͉̼͠e̠̠̦̳͓͘ͅ'̘̩̺l̸̨̖̮̝͍̥̺ḻ̵͚̘̪̻̣͔̳͠ ̧̖̗̟͈͈̱͇̤̖́͜b̝̘̼͇̺͕̥͞ͅọ̧̣̫͙i̠̞̫̺̼̕ḻ̡͚̤̹͚͍̳ ̴͈̫͖̞͚̦̕h͇͔̯̤̱̖̜̥i̼̮͖̦͕̲͈̳͝m͙̯̀̕͟ ̢͓̲̖͕̱̪̼f̡͔͇̝̲̯o҉̠̥̯̻̖̤̮r͈̹̱͇͎̻͇̕ͅ ͢҉̺͈̖̫ạ̡̞̣̭̞̖͠ͅ ͏̤̻m̠̟̬̕͢ͅí̡̗̙͉̞̻͞n̨̦̫̫͜u̷̗̳̬̼̬̘̮ͅt̶͇̟̬̦̬͟e̜̜͓͘ ̞͉m̸̥͙͔o̡̟̰̖̼͖͡r̸̵̯͇̫̪̬̹̹e̸̴҉̤͓̬̥͖̜̭

̸̨̭̀U̖̪̠̻͎̝n̵̬̥̬̹͕̮͈̹t̗̦i͙͈l̞̦̟̟̭ ̻͖̹̰̣̤͇͍̠w̡͔͚̫̥̬͡ẹ̵̢̫͔̱͈'̘̗̣͎̞r̨̙̼̪̱̼̀e̶͙͚̩̦ͅ ̶̗͔͙͕̹a̛͖̖̰̻͖͙b̦̩̭̲̟s̨͚̙̘̭͠o͍̦̯̦̪l҉̧̙̜̲u͇͎̹͚̖̺̮ͅt͏̵͉̜͈e̴̷̥̻͎͡l̸̗̼̟̦̩͚̘̕y͈̘͎͖̪̖̝̖̺̕ ̢̼͍̙̫͓̫͠s̫͈̞̖͈̱͇͢ṳ̱͚̜̳̗̫̥r̨̗̮̝͎e̢̦̠̤̥͙̬̣̟͞

̱̳͈̹̳̯̳͖͈͝T͍̰͎̬͕̘̖͎h͇̼̹͖̲͇͓̪̕͟e̮̺n̸̫͖͖͔ ̨̠̻͕̯͕̀͘o͓͔̱͓̫͎͖̫͝ų̘̲̙͝ͅt̹̬̪͖͚̣̼̲ ̷̝̗̞h͓͍͈̠͔̩̻̻̠͢͟͠ę̧̙̖̪̠̗̪͟ ̤̘̼͚̮͈͟c̶͈͞o̬̮̬͔̼̦͖̟͘m͉̺̖̹̼e̛͇s̡͉̠̗̣͇͉̣͠͡!̨̤̱̙̰͍̥̮̤͡͞ ̸̨͖̙͖̲̤̣̱ͅ

̻̭̠̱͉A̡̨̪̠͖̠͕̫̺̘n̸̰̹͝d̢̨͚̼͓͉̩̞͠ ͙͍̜͓̞̕͞n̴̡̩̳̹͉͈̳̦o̷̶͍̫̙̙͚̯͇̤͠ͅẃ̧̠̝̕!̶̳̦̥̜̤ ̴̠̬̟̬̺̫̦

̱͇̼͚B̧̘͈̬̦͡y̸̳͚̜͍͢ ̨̗̜̞͓͎̠̹g̫̘̱͖͕̖r͇̮͍̼͇̝͚ͅḁ̢̛̯̝͔͡c̶̻è͎͉̯̝!̡̻͇̙̹̻̤̪̮͠

̵̗̀͢A̧̠̩̫̫̘̥̤͇͠ ̯͉͓̞̞͍͔̦͓̀m̧͕͙̲̠i͍̺̼̠̗̮̣͉r̸̝̦͈a̮̫̱͉̖̩͖c͔͉̬̰͙̲̙l̶̮͕͇̼̤̬e͏͎̱̦͖̠ ̶̟̲͖̻̺̭̺̻͘͠h̭͕̫̟͇̺͓̻a̤͙̤ş̟ ̖ͅt̬̫͉̱̲̠͟a̵̝̬͚k͈̻͖͔͚̘̀͝e͕͓̗̱͉̮̗̲ṉ̢̗́͢ ̶̞̠̠p̱̤l̴̛̼͚̟͖̳͈a̧̨̭̘̖̞̞̺͠c̪̗̱̣̳̞̱̣͜ȩ̷̙͍̞!͇̗͉̖͉

̬̤̺̟̤̯̲̬̫A̶̼̺̳ ҉̟͖̗̙̟̳͎m̡͍̣̠̩̤̺̺͎͢i̸̶̟̭͝r̬͓̜̰̬̱͢a͖c̢͖̜̹̬l͏̼̻͇͘ę̤͇͞ ̘͔h̝͕̙̤͇͟a̷̟̲̥̠͕͍͜s̸̮̘̻ ̤̝t̷̲͇̤̫̜͇̝̱͘͞a͕͞k̵̢̦̬̹e̝̥̟̣̤̠̘͇͝ņ̢͙̭͙͚͙̀ ̱̟̗́͜͡p̢͎̥̣̖̺͖͖͖͈͞l̶͍̦̭͖̝̲̭a̤͇͓̠͙̗͈ć̨͔͍̣̟̠̟̙͞e̴͜҉͇̤͙͙̳̞!̡̛͕̳̭̺̱̝̟͠

This greedy brute, this louse's ear Is loved by people everywhere! Fͬͥ̾͒͏̵̢͓͕̙͉̖͉͎̭̗͖̣̺͘o̘̱̜͔͉̫̭̮͔͓̥̼ͦ̐̔̿ͣͮ͗ͧ̽̈́r͍̘͇̮̈͊ͯ̓ͬ̀̎ͬ̾͂͗͢ ̠̭͉̝̘̮͈͔̹̟͊͒̄̎ͫ̅̌ͥͥ̽̓̋̃̈́ͩͨͫͩ͟͢͡͝w̽̍ͮ̽́̊̔ͬ̂̚͏͚̠̘̲͎̟͇͍̪͔̜̩͠h̳͉̼̮̉̉̆̃̃̄̓̆ͣ̈ͫͮ̉͌͗ͥ͢oͭ̂̆̉̒ͭ͂ͭ͆̌̂ͯ̉̊ͧ̿̆̆̌͏͏̵̷̦̼̩͓̮̖̰̤̲̹̜͖̱͟ ͣ̽̉̋͆ͧ̓ͣ͛̋͏̥͍͖̻̝̪̭͉͈̱̗͖͚̕͘͢ͅc̷̦͙̥̞̖͎̜͚̘̤̯̞̹͍̻̱̣͍̟̃ͯ̑̔̿̋̇͟o̵̧͋̎̌ͯ̓ͦ̅̒͌̎̀͠҉̝̯͇͇̗̜̦̻̪̻̣̩̭̟u̷̢̡̜͉̰̝͇̜̦̤̘͈̻̖͎͕̟̹̝ͩͩ̔̏̓̎ͨͮ̂ͩ́ͩͬ͟l̷ͦ͌ͤ̎ͧ̔ͥ͛̆̚͠͏͖̬͙͔̘͉͇͚̰̗̩͜͟ͅd͊̓̇͆̅̈́̂̍ͣ̆ͥ̐̆ͫ҉͇̪̺̦̖͔͎͔͚̱̼ ̶̵͖̤͍̪͉̹͚͚̳̯̜͚̏̊ͮͦ̚̚ͅḩ͎̳͚̪͎̜͔̝̻̝̝̯͇̹͕͖̗̊ͧ̾̔ͧ͋́̾̽̉̐͆̐̔͗̕͟ȃͫ̔̅̿͌̈́͠͏͇̲̮̜̀ṫ̫͈̭͇͇͙̓̏̐̈̈̾ͨ̇́̈́́e̵͎̟̙̦͚̣̯͎͙̭̙̤̪̥̠͈̻͒̿͛͊͒ͥ͒͂͐̋ͪ͒ͥ̓̒̓̀̀͡ ̢̱̫͓̞̰̗̤͉̼͕̺̻̤͉͓̠̣̗̠́͐̋ͯ̄̆͊̋̂̉ͫ̇͟͠o͗͋ͧͯ͗ͬ͋ͭͬ́̊͆̾̃͂̋͌̂́͏̷̬̭͔͚̥͙̜͙͎̩r̶̴̨̭̰͔͎̖̞̺̯ͩ̈̆ͩ́ͪ̎ͦ̌̅ͥ͌̿̆́̚̕ͅ ̸̱̞͖̘̞͙̗̩̖͍̭̙̼̮͎͖̥̗̉ͣͮͣ͆̽̂̐̎̍ͮ́̚͘b̸̸̙͕̲̝̹̱̞͈ͭ́̓̓ͫ̿́ͯ̏̈ͭe̎̌ͤ̾ͧ͗̾͒̄̍͗ͣͪ͋ͤ̿ͥ͛ͦ͏̨͈͓͚͙̟̝̜̺̗̩̗̤̳̭̳̝ȧ̷͚̥̤̠̞̮̤͎͈̉̃̐ͩ̄̃̕ṛ̴̛̗̟̫̝͙̺̮͕̘̫̳̤̔̅͗̓̉̄ͨ͂̏ͦ̉ͤ̎̄̿ͨͪ͢͝ ̧̘̰̞̳̄͒ͪ̀͐̇͒͆̀̕͟å̵̏ͫ̌̍̑ͨͫ̒̐͏̛͎͙̖͇̠͕̭̲̩̗̲̞ ̧̞̪̞͇̲̱̼͉̩̰̼̩̟̜̊ͧ̐̀͋͑͆ͪ͊̕͜g̬̪̦͍͔̦̺̻͎̰͕̣͐ͤͤͯͩ͌ͮ͋͛̓́͞r̡̨̫̯͓̘̳̪̰̖͉̠̟̗͚̊ͧ̇ͩͦ͑ͯ̾͜u̸̧̘̳̟̲͍̹̜̩͇͖̖͙̩̻̠̖͗̐͐͗̈̔ͬ̐̈́ͨͣ̌̽d̶̸̼̞̰̖͍̟̼̗̻̞͔̠͙̀͛̉͒ͪ̎͒̀͜͠g̷̨̘̟͚̟̪͋͊̿̿́̀͟ȩͪ͌͂ͮͩ̅̈́͒̂ͥ̇͟͏̨͓̗͙̪̥̼̰̬̭͙̙̱̪̞̞͚ͅ

̞͕͚̞͖̭̮̤͓̤̦̥́̎́͑ͦ̓ͬͤͩ̈́̿̓̽ͦ̾͗͜A̢͓̪̞̹̠͉̺̮̜͈̖͇͉̤͓̩̞̝ͧ̇̈͌̋̒̓͂̐̐̓͋̽̀g̴ͯ̓̄͐̏͛̈̈́̐̀́҉̡̬̱͖̮̬͓̼̭̻͖̣̙̻̻̦̪̖̭ͅa̸͓̩̣͖̥̟̫͉̘͍̘̮̖͙̘͖̯ͫ̏ͬ̎ͪ͆͘ͅi̵̡̧̪̬̫̜̦̤͖͍̩̬̝͍̅ͫͫͦ̀͝ͅn̵̷̩̯̮͚͓̠͓̥͚̻̫̮ͦ̂͛̾̌͐̄ͣ͋̂͊̊̕͝ͅṡ̷̵̶̪̠̞̩̝̻̞͈̣̣͕̤̠̠̹̭͌ͪ̌ͫ̀t̛̤̱͙̒̐͋͒̐͒̔͛̽̒̂̊̎̎͘̕ ̸̥̯̜̰̪͔͓̰͕̪̥̰̯̻͛̐ͫ̂̉̉̇̂̄͋͊͋̈́̚̚͡ä̷̧̹͎̲̜͈̱̪̯̟͈͕͎̂̌ͪ̌ͬͮ̎̽̀̐̉ͦ ̸̡͓̱͕̲͈̖̲̲̲̯͍͖͚ͨ͒̾ͥͩ̽̾ͮͤ͆ͣ̓ͬ͞͝l̴̵̛̲͉̩̹̤̙̖̤̗̖̜̻͉͎̮̘̻ͭͯͣ̔̎͊ͮ̓̚̚ͅu̧̯͙̬͉̼̫̜̙̙͈̤͔͚̰͙̫̼̙ͤ̐ͩ͆ͩ̽͑̿ͫ͋̾̍̕͢s̸̴̷̫̲̺̻͐ͭͫ̔ͪͬͣ̈́̎͋́̊̒̈̈́ͭ̚͟c̵̢̳̜͍͚̣̜͉̞̜̝̝͕̜̲̫̣͒̌̑͒̆̎̔ͫͩͦ͛͒̂͒̓́̕͟i̴̡̲͉̥̠̥̟͖͙͇̟̒ͬͫͤͪ͗ͬ̄́̚ͅo̸̞̭̖̻̳̥̭̭͉͍͖̳͈ͦ̑ͥ̑̔̽͑̋ͮͩ͘̕ͅų̵̸͚̥̦̯͕̝̪͓͇̳͚̺̳͓̼͛͋̓ͭ̏ͪͮͤ̋̇̍́̊̂̾̚͜͝ͅs̴̮̟͎̎͗̄̒ͪͤ̊̈́̄̋̔ͧ̕͝ ͑̓̏̍̄̽̑̾͛͋ͨ̐͛ͨ̊̎̓̆҉̟͕̣̩̞̩͎̯͡ḅ̷̴̢̡̼̯͎̩̱̯̱̭͇̜̼͈̮͚̮̯̞̋̒̅͒͆̂͆ͪͬ̽̏͊͟ͅì͙̭̩̲̦̘̙̤̠ͯ̐̆ͣ̕͝t̶͖̻̰̫̑̓̎ͯ̈́͆̈͑͊͂͆͐̽̚͟ ̵̧̩̫͍̰̤͖̭͇̘̞̦̾̒͋̋̓́͘͢ŏ̴̢̮̗̳͓͚͙̝̮̟̹̞̼̳̳̘̣̣͙͚̇ͭ̀͑̿ͯ̾́͛͛̅f̨ͤ͊̽̃ͤͬ͏̴͓͙̩̗͖͕͇̰͡ ̵̧̐̓̄̔̕҉͕͙̳̥̜̝̫͖͈̻̳f̴̻͍͙͚̲̤̩̄̃́̐͛ͣ̆͐̀ͩ́̀̕ͅͅͅų̷̤͓̗̙͚ͥͧ͊͒̄͒̂̇ͣ͐̉̀͝ͅd̸̫̬̺̱̜̻͖̱͉̺̠̫͉̒͒ͥ͟͢ͅͅg̷̞͉̜̬̰͖̹̖̜̝͎̥̭̩͙̺̱̞̫̍ͨ̓̅ͮ̏̃̂ͯͫ͊͘eͥ͊̑ͧ͆ͯ̌̈̃͐͊ͥ̽̇̆̌̚͡͏͏̞̟͕̲̳̖͈̞̳̹̗̤̫͓̟?̂̂͗̊ͦ͒̆͛͋̃͏̷̶̵͈̲͚͓̯͝