Unified Soviet Red Assault Command Intelligence Agency

"Oh good grief. There's a communist version of the Central Intelligence Agency, the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command Intelligence Agency. It seems that the USRACIA wanted to be better than the CIA. Why, because they add the letters 'USRA' into 'CIA.' Get it? Well, save it for either Carlos, Luan, Cornelia, Korneliya, Luan... or any other jokesters out there."

--Su Ji-Hoon, The Larionova Identity