Guam



"Guam? Oh no. It must've been nuked by these darn North Koreans, along with Hawaii. I'm so sad because the North Koreans just destroyed that poor little island. Well, at least there are so many Chamorros left in the Northern Mariana Islands."

--Su Ji-Hoon, Home Sweet Home

Guam (/ˈɡwɑːm/); Chamorro: Guåhån [ˈɡʷɑhɑn]) is an unincorporated and organized territory of the United States in Micronesia in the western Pacific Ocean. The capital city of Guam is Hagåtña and the most populous city is Dededo. The inhabitants of Guam are called Guamanians, and they are American citizens by birth. Indigenous Guamanians are the Chamorros, who are related to other Austronesian natives to the west in the Philippines and Taiwan.