Thread:MatthewJabezNazarioI/@comment-38020779-20200201073856/@comment-20907254-20200512053914

Rarity: Fancy Pants, I must tell the truth to you! I have a better boyfriend who is not insane like you! His name is Spikey-Wikey! He may be underaged, but I believe in him as always in the name of generosity and greed, while you were insane enough to marry me and let my sister marry my dear Spikey-Wikey! She has a true boyfriend! An earth pony colt! His name is Button Mash! Do you think you will have to marry me since you think dating Spike is underaged!?