Texas

"''Yeehaw, partner! I'm in Texas. That's where y'all have to be shootin' revolvers, shotguns and rifles, like the Winchester rifle, especially guns in general, usin' propane, makin' propane accessores, praisin' the Second Amendment, lovin' the cowboys and the cowgirls, doin' some border patrol duties, eatin' burritos and barbecues, doin' rodeos, waitin' for this land's independence when the time comes for America to collapse, playin' all kinds of American footballl, pee-wee, high school, college and pro, bein' a conservative, listenin' to true capitalist radio, likin' the TF2 Engineer and Sandy Cheeks, and no, not likin' fascism. Also, y'all be keepin' illegal immigrants by bay, stop callin' the word 'football' when it comes to the word 'soccer,' hatin' communism, gun control, liberals, moderates, drug lords, foreign invaders, and equal rights, even bein' smaller than Alaska ball, goin' against SJWs against atheists, not listenin' to that that fruity-scented anti-Texan song, surviving against cannibals with chainsaws and leather masks, bravin' tornadoes and hurricanes, and finally, defyin' gays. Y'all be ridin' to the sunset when this war ain't stop, amigo. Well, ay caramba then. I'll stop this conflict in Texas before the cows come home.''"

--Su Ji-Hoon, The Curse of the Texas Ranger

Texas (/ˈtɛksəs/, locally /-sɪz/; Spanish: Texas or Tejas [ˈtexas]) is the second largest state in the United States by both area and population. Geographically located in the South Central region of the country, Texas shares borders with the U.S. states of Louisiana to the east, Arkansas to the northeast, Oklahoma to the north, New Mexico to the west, and the Mexican states of Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo León, and Tamaulipas to the southwest, while the Gulf of Mexico is to the southeast.