Victor Nevarez's Eulogy to Tabuu

Victor Nevarez's eulogy to Tabuu is delivered in front of mourning New Subspace Army members and Coalition soldiers, generals and officers during a state funeral for Subspace Army leader Tabuu held in Pyongyang, North Korea, days after Operation Buttertoast.

Delivered by Supreme Leader Victor Nevarez, this could be one of the biggest reasons why he is not a pure evil villain at all, neither he is a near pure evil villain (but an inconsistently heinous one).

This eulogy abruptly ended when the Supreme Leader broke down into tears.

Transcript
"My fellow Coalition brothers and sisters, New Subspace Army forces, Thank you all for coming to Tabuu's memoriam. Not long ago, he was one of the best leaders I can offer to keep the Buttertoast Alliance away from having the Alliance's supposedly futile attempt to take control over North Africa and the Middle East. If Tabuu could have selected a time to die he would have chosen the one God gave him. His life was spent in self–sacrifice, serving others. His forgetfulness of self had become a part of his nature. Everybody who knew him called him Tabbie. I couldn't prepare anything in advance to say here. I tried, but couldn't. He was too near me. He was loyal to me, who selected myself to be military aide, and to me he had become as a son or a brother."

Trivia

 * This eulogy is based on President William Howard Taft's eulogy to Major Archibald Butt (who would later be saved by the Coalition of the Red Phoenix so that he can go on to become one of the congressmen of the Republic of Avalon long after the Last Day).