The Confederation Ruins Everything

"The Confederation Ruins Everything" is a song sung in a When the Cold Breeze Blows Away chapter, "Say No to the Confederation."

It is also sung by Commander Cortes, Khamir Damit, Anna Chasen, [Corporal Lawrick]], Captain Lazarev and General Jose Monteros, including a group of Resistance riflemen, grenadiers and snipers for chorus parts of this song, during an opening night of a Broadway play that is made by the Resistance and the rest of the Grand Alliance, "Dispairs Into Hope."

Singers

 * Nicolae Carpathia
 * Commander Cortes
 * Khamir Damit
 * Anna Chasen
 * Corporal Lawrick
 * Captain Lazarev
 * General Jose Monteros
 * Anna Courtney Morris

Nicolae Carpathia
''Who shuts the mall down early? Who wants you in by dark?''

Commander Cortes
''Yeah! Who gets all mad and surly when we make a smart remark? Who do we have have to hide from, from South America to old Beijing? They're taking away our freedom, the Confederation ruins everything!''

Resistance Soldiers
The Confederation ruins everything!

Commander Cortes
With all their rules and laws!

Resistance Soldiers
The Confederation ruins everything!

Commander Cortes
We must fight back because,

Resistance Soldiers
The Confederation ruins everything!

Commander Cortes
Time and time again!

Resistance Soldiers
The Confederation ruins everything!

Commander Cortes
Trust not the Confederation then!

Corporal Lawrick
I'd feed the whole world ice cream!

Anna Chasen
I'd supersize the mall!

Khamir Damit
I'd melt stuff with my heat beam!

Nicolae Carpathia
Too bad it's not your call.

Commander Cortes
But I've got the Preschool Girls covered!

Anna Courtney Morris
Like a wand's being twirled!

Commander Cortes
The Confederation can't ruin everything if us the Resistance saved the world!

Resistance Soldiers
The Confederation ruins everything!

Commander Cortes
But the Resistance runs things right!

Resistance Soldiers
The Confederation ruins everything!

Commander Cortes
But we know we can fight!

Resistance Soldiers
The Confederation ruins everything!

Commander Cortes
''That's how this day unfurled! But that won't happen if I hope that the Resistance could save the world!''

[Instrumential]

Resistance Soldiers (after instrumental break)
The Confederation ruins everything!

Commander Cortes
But the Resistance runs things right!

Resistance Soldiers
The Confederation ruins everything!

Commander Cortes
But we know we can fight!

Resistance Soldiers
The Confederation ruins everything!

Commander Cortes
''That's how the day unfurled! But that won't happen if I hope that the Resistance could save the world! Who gets to set the curfews?''

Resistance Soldiers
The Resistance!

Commander Cortes
Who gets to make the laws!

Resistance Soldiers
The Resistance!

Commander Cortes
There's no matter how old are all of you can trust each other like my name is Santa Claus!

Resistance Soldiers
The Resistance!

Commander Cortes
Who gets to liberate country-by-country?

Resistance Soldiers
The Resistance!

Commander Cortes
Who gets to say what's cool?

Resistance Soldiers
The Resistance!

Commander Cortes
How can I put it bluntly?

Resistance Soldiers
The Resistance!

Commander Cortes
''Now let's end this.... rule!''

Resistance Soldiers
''The Confederation ruins everything! Now it's the Resistance who can end this rule!''

Trivia

 * This song takes reference to "Adults Ruin Everythong," a song sung by the kids from a The Fairly Odd Parents episode, "School's Out! The Musical."
 * Due to the lyrics blaming on the adults and praising the kids, it has been edited to keep balance of relations between children and adults, and the Grand Alliance said that the original song has to be controversial.
 * Also, the lyrics are edited to replace with themes that blame the Global Confederation and praise the Resistance instead.