Second Gum Candy War

"This is a war between the Sugarlandic SSR and Vietnamese Sugarland against the real Sugarland I prefer to and the Candy Kingdom. Natalya von Konfety and Nương von Candy vs. Baroness von Bon Bon and Princess Bubblegum. Also, it's me versus Yevgeniy too. I'm now commander, even though I'm only corporal. I still need to protect Sugarland and the Candy Kingdom before things get out of hand. If I proceed, but don't succeed, well... commies would take my village too after this."

--Su Ji-Hoon, The Wrath of Nương von Candy