List of Su Ji-Hoon's Battle Speeches

This is a list of Su Ji-Hoon's battle speeches, which are spoken in English by him. They are spoken usually before the battles begin.

Battle Against the Magna Men
"''Okay! Children listen up! The battle right up ahead is seemingly now on the horizon. In less than an hour, all of the distinguished kid guests will join the OSS Spy Kids Division who are already dressed in their banquet clothes, and you will be launching the largest secret agent-styled battle in the history of mankind. Fought by kids. This will be rendered to be completely unforgotten for all of these future generations that are yet to come today. Recently, the Coalition of the Red Star had put all the adult guests to sleep with their champagnes poisoned with sleepers. However, this event should end with a call of blood from those who don't make it to this party. Yet, if we can, we can have time to crush not only communism, but we also have to crush the ducangers, fascism, capitalism, oppression and tyranny. When we rescue the grownups, I always wanted you to fight for our freedom. Therefore, we shall provide support from Grand Alliance artillerymen, rocket troopers and snipers while we try to hold them off as we do also prepare for the Coalition paratroopers and motorized infantrymen at the same time. I know that the Spy Kids fought the men in red uniforms called the Magna Men once while fighting for the smaller version of a Transmooker, but with your gadgets, your martial arts, and your bravery, and my guns, we shall answer these madmen with the punch, the kid, and/or your gadget, and I'll conclude him with lead! There will be another stalemate here, but there shall be hope for our triumph to be more possible than we might have to think off, and we must awaken those adults, and for the break of dawn draws near, the United Nations peacekeepers and the NATO soldiers shall arrive there to reinforce all of you until the last millimeter of blood falls off! Milliliter by milliliter! Fluid ounce by fluid ounce! Gill by gill! Pint by pint! Liter by liter! Quart by quart! Gallon to gallon! Whoever you're too young or old, we shall hold back our fears! Normally, I know kids can cry or scream in fear when times of turbulence come, but do not cry or scream! We shall fight to the very end! Without a retreat! Without a surrender! Let this battle be exhalted by history books and historians alike! If we kill them all, we can wake their grownups up, then I promise you that we can overthrow the USRAC by invading Beleninsk for our revenge! We cannot let the other words fall down under these commie hands! Now, we must fight the Magna Men, and together, we'll take back Walkerville after this! -- Perch to perch! Rood to rood! Acre by acre! Hectare by hectare! Square feet by square feet! Square meter by square meter! Square kilometer by square kilometer! Square mile by square mile! We have to block the Magna Men's way too, and I knew Donnagon Giggles had done such the wrong thing he had done, and now Viktor Dmitrovich Nazarov, Mary Joy Larionova and many others from the USRAC, especially the Motovov family, have done the wrongest things too! The OSS Spy Kids will arrive in 0400 hours, and we cannot tire ourselves, so kep your energy pumped up, and as we prepare ourselves for the ensuring fight, I'm sure there’s not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not now. Not today. Today we face the Magna Men that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are cancelling the apocalypse! Today, we will fight for our freedom, and we shall make your grownups proud till the very end! I hope we can give our final toast... to get our final push! It DEFINITELY is the thing of what we all need to do, because one final push can be a win-win situation! Now it's victory or death boys and girls! Remeber this from John Connor: the Coalition of the Red Star thinks that we cannot win! The Coalition of the Red Star thinks that we will not strike at the very heart of evil! Yet, here we stand on the precipice of the final battle. If we die tonight, freedom and democracy dies with us. Now! I look at each of you, and I see the marks of this long and terrible war. For our children, our children's children, so they will not carry these marks. But they will know who we are and what we did. That we did not bow down! We did not give in! We rose up, at this moment, at this hour, willing to sacrifice everything so that they can live in freedom! On this night, we take back our world! Our goal for today is to reclaim our freedom in Walkerville! Tomorrow -- the whole multiverse! Freedom forever! Slavery never! No retreat! No surrender! No regrets! No mercy! Never back down! Today, we shall be prepared to destroy the Magna Men so we can pave the road to bring back OUR LONG-LOST FREEDOM! FOR THE MIGHTY GLORY OF THE GRAND ALLIANCE! CHARGE!!!!!''"

--Su Ji-Hoon, How I Can Help Make the World Great