Squidward's Resignation



"Attention, people of Bikini Bottom! You have been cheated and lied to! We will dismantle oppression board by board. We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!"

--Squidward Tentacles, "Squid on Strike"

Squidward's Resignation is a chapter in When the Cold Breeze Blows Away. In this chapter, three days after the battle of New York, Squidward Tentacles, while still working as a faithful advisor to Richard Loud III, the Halach Uinik of the Unified Capitalist Revolutionary Dictatorship, gets invited to become part of the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command by Yuri Motovov, but he declined many times, just because he has his own luxurious lifestyle with him.

After a car crash a week later, his life flashed before his eyes, and remembered the time when he made a strike action against Mr. Krabs and the Krusty Krab and he made a historical public speaking through his megaphone, so he decides to resign the UCRD and have Squilliam Fancyson replace him so that he can relive the time when he made a strike against Mr. Krabs, then he joins Yuri Motovov, the rest of the Motovov family and the rest of the USRAC, including the entire Beleninsk Pact.