Unified Soviet Red Assault Command Conscript

"Oh no. Unified Soviet Red Assault Command conscripts. A new type of conscripts that these bastards wanted to raze my village up to no good! Now it's the symbol that the Soviet Union is back in the house, in the 21st century! Well, under the Unified Soviet Red Assault Command. Now we're all screwed up."

--Su Ji-Hoon, A Chess Game Between Freedom and Tyranny