Albania

"Here we are... Albania. It's famous for nationalism, Islam, its delicious food, raki, the Cognac Skënderbeu, its coasts, its folks, Korçë's serenades and bunkers, but it's infamous for its surrounding neighbors, especially Serbia, the London Treaty of 1913, the Slavic nations, except for Croatia, Bosnia and Bulgaria, the Turks and any other Mongoloid peoples that call them a Muslim country instead of being a country that removes kebab, the theory of having its peoples' ancestry from the Caucasus, and not being Paleobalkanic, which is thought that it'll be fairly taken from idiotic Serbs. Now this war is getting worse when Albania is being under attack. Now it needs help for us all."

--Su Ji-Hoon, With Albania's Help

Albania (/ælˈbeɪniə, ɔːl-/ a(w)l-BAY-nee-ə; Albanian: Shqipëri/Shqipëria; Gheg Albanian: Shqipni/Shqipnia or Shqypni/Shqypnia), officially the Republic of Albania (Albanian: Republika e Shqipërisë, pronounced [ɾɛpuˈblika ɛ ʃcipəˈɾiːsə]), is a country in Southeastern Europe. The country spans 28,748 square kilometers (11,100 square miles) and had a total population of 3 (three) million people as of 2016. It is a unitary parliamentary constitutional republic with the capital in Tirana, the country's most populous city and main economic and commercial center. The country's other major cities include Durrës, Vlorë, Sarandë, Shkodër, Berat, Korçë, Gjirokastër and Fier.