Michael Santiago

"Blast this guy! Michael Santiago saw me in the eyes at first! Now I'm shocked when what I knew is that this is definitely NOT the Quintana Roo I used to know. Now look at it, it's being ravaged by some sort of a rich people's revolution."

--Su Ji-Hoon, The Golden Scare

Michael Louis Martinez Santiago is a supporting character of The Luxurious Loud House. He is the older brother of Robert and Joseph Santiago, and the uncle of Salvatore and Veronica.

In When the Cold Breeze Blows Away, he is a mental coach serving for the Unified Capitalist Revolutionary Dictatorship People's Ground Force. He also has the responsiblity to build mansions, condominiums and modern apartments for the people of the Unified Capitalist Revolutionary Dictatorship. He also had a rival, Yuri Popov.